Tell A Funny Tauck Story
Our bus was slowly cruising along in a wilderness area on the Canadian Rockies Tour when the folks in the seat across from me leaned over and whispered "Look, that's the biggest dog we've ever seen." I peek over their heads and whisper back, "That's not a dog, that's a bear." The lady screams "BEAR!" The bus driver slams on the breaks and the left hand side of the bus rushes over to the right hand side to see the bear and her two little cubs peaking out from the underbrush.
After the bears retreated back into the woods, the lady looked over at me and asked, "How did you know it wasn't a dog?" I died laughing.